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Hi, I'm fat

As the political class drone on about the desperate need to reform healthcare, second only to voice 1 laughing maniacally at all the stupid proposals and those that believe they will change anything is voice 2 sadly wondering where personal responsibility is in the discussion and in our society.

I was inspired while reading and responding to a blog post that was supporting one of the many doomed-to-fail proposals to demonstrate a little personal responsibility of my own rather than just slinging mud.  My own health is not the best and it is my own fault.  So it's time to nut up or shut up.  

I encourage haters, criticism and trolls.

Problems:

  1. I'm fat.
  2. I eat too much.
  3. I eat unhealthy foods.
  4. I don't exercise.
  5. I drink too much.
  6. I don't practice good sleep hygiene.  
  7. I don't see my PCP regularly.
  8. My heart rate is insanely high.
  9. I drink way too much coffee.
  10. My PMI could be used as a jack hammer.
  11. I don't engage in healthy personal relationships enough.
Solutions:
  1. Eat less (<2000) calories daily.
  2. Document everything I consume. (Lose It! app)
  3. Weight daily. (Lose It! app)
  4. Eat more fruits/veggies.
  5. Start each meal with the fruits/veggies.
  6. Daily wake up and bed time stretching routine
  7. QOD push ups (100 pushups app)
  8. Limit alcohol to one drink daily max on normal days
  9. Limit alcohol to 2 drinks daily on special days
  10. Limit coffee to absolute minimum to keep going (I am a doctor after all).
  11. Same bed time
  12. Same wake up time
  13. Minimum 6 hours sleep cycle
  14. Schedule appointment with Dr. W
  15. Actually tell Dr. W what my concerns/symptoms are
  16. Request EKG, Lipid panel, BP
Data:
  1. Weight: 182.4 lbs
  2. Height: 6 foot
  3. BMI: 24.74
  4. Ideal Body Weight: 171 lbs
  5. Waist: 37 inches (WTF?!)
  6. Pant size: 34x34
  7. Max push ups: 32
  8. Average daily exercise: none
  9. Average daily stretching: none
  10. Average daily ounces of coffee: 64
  11. Average daily alcohol: 2 beers

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Comments (1)

Nov 07, 2009
Marie said...
You are being way too hard on yourself. You have some good plans, but, as invited, I have some comments. No hate, no criticism, no trolling. Just some observations based on life experience.

1. Six foot and 182.4 lbs.?!?! Where the eff is the fat?!?! In your ear lobes? My late husband was 6’1” and weighed 195 lbs. from the day we were married to the day he died. He didn’t have an ounce of fat on him. You are NOT fat.

2. Ok, maybe 2000 calories of the wrong foods are not so good for you. MLH (my late husband, the thin one) ate high calorie, fat laden, non-nutritious food with abandon. Which might be why he died of CAD at the age of 40. But he smoked and you apparently do not. Points to you. But >2000 of the right foods will be good for you. Don’t starve yourself for Pete’s sake.

3. Exercise sucks. Unless you are an athlete or some such ridiculous thing. And when you have NO time to squeeze it in? Forget it. Cut yourself a break. Park further from the building and take the stairs. Ta da! Exercise!

4. I love to drink, but beer? Gross. You get full way before you get drunk. Just have one.

5. Sleep is over-rated. There is so much going on!! Who wants to miss anything? Unfortunately, as a physician people depend on you. So sleep is good. Get some more.

6. Go to the doctor. When MLH said he didn’t feel good I said (lovingly) “So what are you telling me for? Go to the doctor.” He said he would after Christmas. He died on December 20.

7. Do you like your coffee? Then don’t sweat it.

8. See # 6.

9. Read more blogs. Bloggers are awesome and can be wonderful friends for people who don’t have the time to actually go out and find some.

Be kinder to yourself. You deserve it. :)

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